AISubs v3.7
I'm sick of it! I'm done with it!
- I'm done with it! - I'm done with it!
I'm done with it!
The reason why we're all dressed like this and covered in paper is because...
...some time ago, there was news that Tetsuya was suffering from colon cancer.
- That's right! - That's right!
When we actually checked him, he wasn't suffering from colon cancer, but...
...we found out that he was suffering from oceanoid colon cancer, which is a country-wide disease.
So...
...even for Tetsuya, he's suffering from a disease like this...
...isn't that scary?
- Yeah, it's scary. - It's scary.
- I think it's about time for us to do a health check-up. - It's about time.
I've been thinking about getting a human doctor or a health check-up, but...
- There are things you can't measure with a health check-up, right? - That's right.
This time, it's something original about oceanoid colon cancer, but...
...this time, I'll be doing a health check-up for you all.
- Okay! - Okay!
- Oceanoid colon cancer is always attracting attention, isn't it? - Yeah.
- Isn't it pretty stressful? - Yeah, it is.
- Naturally. - Is there a stress system?
- There is one. - Why is it always the most stressful?
People who are like "ahhh" and are shaking all over the place...
- ...probably aren't suited for YouTube. - Oh...
- People like them might be stressed out and have colon cancer. - They can't do it.
So, what kind of health check-up we'll be doing this time is...
- There's a bed in a separate room. - Okay.
You'll lie down on that bed and do a health check- up.
During that time, I'll be showing you all of your pulses on a monitor like this.
People who are really stressed out...
- ...won't be shaking like you're doing now. - I thought you were a bug.
- You're lying! - You're a bug!
- Even if something weird happens, don't act like you don't know. - Got it.
- I think it's nothing, but it's a hospital, right? - Yeah, it's a hospital.
- People who have a high heart rate during this check-up will have a brain check-up. - Yeah, a brain check-up.
- That's dangerous! - It's called "additional check-up"...
- ...where you'll have a colon cancer check-up. - Oh!
You'll have a sedative, get anesthetized...
...and when you're asleep, you'll be pushed from behind.
- It's not worth it. - Oh...
- You're the kind of guy who'll just poop like an idiot, right? - Yeah, I'll do it.
- Well, we thought we'd have five of you do it, but...
- If you think about it, I think Tetsuya-kun should do it without any conditions.
- Yeah, he's still sick, so...
- Tetsuya and someone else can do it.
- We'll call you when you're ready, so please wait for a moment and calm down.
- Understood.
- Okay, Suzuki-san, let's start the test.
- Yes, sir.
- Okay, please calm down and wait.
- Okay.
- Huh? What?
- Is there something?
- There's like...
- Something bitter!
- There's like a weird smell!
- It smells like a hospital. What is this?
- It's bitter!
- You were like a doctor just now.
- This is bad. He's an idiot.
- Huh?
- Is there nothing else?
- What are you doing?
- You can't do that.
- You eat too much fried chicken.
- Your skin looks like fried chicken.
- Excuse me for a moment.
- Okay.
- We'll call you when you're ready.
- Okay.
- Excuse me for a moment.
- Are you serious?
- Excuse me for a moment. Is there something bitter?
- There is.
- Excuse me for a moment.
- Okay.
- Excuse me for a moment. Is there something bitter?
- There is.
- Okay.
- Excuse me for a moment. - Huh?
- Excuse me for a moment. - Oh, yes.
- Excuse me for a moment. - It's not showing up now.
- On the contrary.
- Mr. Tezuzuki, your examination is finished. - Huh?!
- Yes, it's finished. - Thank you for your patience.
- I got this kind of...
- Thank you for your patience. - ...examination.
- How was it?
- I'm sorry for your loss.
- Well, there was a fried chicken-like thing
- on the other side of this door.
- But...
- That last one... - Yes.
- Um...
- I was surprised.
- It's not showing up. - I see, I see.
- Also, I know...
- Um...
- I made a mistake and said, "I think I can do it."
- No, you didn't say that.
- Excuse me for a moment.
- Oh, I'm a little nervous.
- Oh, don't be nervous.
- I know you're nervous.
- How is it?
- What?
- Huh?
- Oh, my...
- Aaaaaah!
- Oh, my...
- Aaaaaah!
- Did you not have anything else to eat? - Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[A few minutes later]
Excuse me.
Yes?
Excuse me for a moment.
Do you have insurance?
Yes, I do.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me for a moment.
Do you really have insurance?
Please be quiet.
I don't have insurance at all.
Yes, I think I have insurance.
Excuse me for a moment.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me for a moment.
Mr. Shibata, the test is over.
How was the test?
I didn't expect it to end like this.
Here is your test result.
Thank you very much.
It's a little wet.
What is it?
It's nothing.
Mr. Miura, I'll start the test.
Thank you very much.
Please be quiet.
What is this?
Is it over?
I was surprised!
I was really surprised!
What?
[It's over]
Excuse me.
I'll take care of it.
Okay.
Please wait a moment.
It's a little dangerous.
What?
Wait a moment.
What?
I think you'll pee.
Do you want me to pee?
Yes.
I don't think I'll pee now.
There is a test.
Can you try it?
Okay.
What?
Okay.
The test is over.
Thank you very much.
How was it?
What?
What happened?
It's scary at the end.
Wait a moment.
I think you'll pee.
Wait a moment.
Do you want me to pee?
The test will start soon.
Please wait a moment.
Thank you very much.
Oh...
What did you do? It's bad.
Anything else?
No, thank you.
I was so nervous.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, doctor.
I'd like you to open the door for me, please.
Excuse me for a moment.
I'll turn it around.
It's true.
Do you think it will come out?
I'm sure it will.
I'd like you to examine me.
The preliminary examination is over.
Is it over?
Yes, it's over.
How was the examination?
I'm happy with the results.
Please wait for the results.
Thank you for your examination.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm jealous of you.
I'm happy with the results.
Please take me to the hospital.
We have decided on the weakest source of stress among them.
There are three subjects.
Of the two subjects, we have recorded the highest value of anxiety.
That's scary.
I'll announce the results.
We will examine...
It's Ryo-san!
Whaaaat?!
That's unexpected!
It's a super-poker game.
So you're not scared at all, are you?
I'm scared of shit, but...
Well, Xerox doesn't lie, you know.
I'm totally under stress right now.
I'm stressed out, but I'm also happy.
I'm stressed out every morning.
By the way, the lowest score was for Yumemaru-san.
However, for some reason, Yumemaru-san got the highest score when Iriguchi-san appeared.
Iriguchi-san doesn't like it.
I was really scared.
The moment I said, "How is it?"
He said, "Uwaaah! Who is this guy?!"
After that, he came out and said, "Oh, it's Iriguchi-san."
So, Tetsuya-kun and Ryo-kun will thoroughly examine your torture.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's not a punishment game or anything like that.
It's just an exam.
So, if you get any results from the examination, please let us know.
Bye!
He was really scared.
He's really fast when he's irritated.